F1 Caption Competition 2017 - Pre Season Testing 1

[Jimlaad43]

Returning to Race Department this season is the F1 Caption Competition. After each round of the season, we will post a photo related to the weekend, and all we ask is for you to get out your captioning hats and make us laugh!

This week, we have a fun image from the first pre-season test. Think of this as testing yourself for the main season. A scoreboard will be kept, awarding points in the same system as F1 for the top 10 captions of each round. Scoring doesn't start until Australia, but we have testing to allow you to work out what humour makes us tick.

The overall winner at the end of the year will win a year of free Premium Membership!, 2nd and 3rd Places will win 6 months and 4th and 5th a month.

So, what's going on in our photo here? Voting closes in a week (from publishing)

 

[Keith_G]

Oh, I like these new regs. When I overtake Kimi I should be able to drive right over the top of him, like this!

 

[Andy 'Mars Bar' Graham]

"The secret to defending is to move across in the braking zone like this"

 

[burrito]

Max: "The nose was this big!"

Jos: "I know! and they believed me when I said it would be the sexiest car!"

 

[Slyfrequency]

Max: "Big fish, Little Fish, Cardboard box"

 

[Paul Glover]

Dad says he got on top of mum like this, next thing I was born...

 

[Jimlaad43]

Max: "...and I hold my helmet like this before I put it on."
Jos: "My helmet only comes up to here"

 

[Coops]

The Verstappen's don't know what to do with their hands again...... Not sure how they get that stuff through customs

 

[Steve Le Gallez]

Max: Hamilton's balls are only this big !!

 

[Deleted member 130869]

"...and my dad said Nigel's mustache was THIS big!"

"And the pie he was eating was THIS big!"

 

[Alx^]

"And in iRacing, they race round and round on tracks like this shape..."

 

[Bram Hengeveld]

"Bernie is not even this high when he is standing on a chair"

 

[Chris]

Max Verstappen tries and fails to explain to Christian Horner about the correct placement of Headphones.

 

[howitzer155mm]

Max Verstappen gets a feel of the tire compound that Red Bull has in stock for his teammate, Daniel Riccardo. (Only used once previously in Monaco during developmental stage)

 

[Allan Ramsbottom]

This is how much Bull we tell em when we say testing is going well..

 

[James Robertson]

Do the Hokey Cokey or I'm ending your contract.

 

[Nick Milton]

"No honest, I swear, Hamilton in the shower, it's how he's so quick , he uses it as a third leg, one foot on each pedal"

 

[motoxy]

Max - And Bernie said that if we bought these invisible giant burgers then we could have a snack before testing and still keep the weight down. He says they are a bargain and he has an endless supply.
Jos - I think they forgot the relishy

 

[Sky]

Red bull crew unimpressed by father-son robot dance routine.

 

[muzikant]

Go.... Maxi!!