F1 Caption Competition 2017 - Australian Grand Prix, Voting Open

[roni istianto]

lol. Mercedes think they will win with this **** silver arrow.

 

[Filip Carlén]

"Theeeeey wont be missing this"

 

[Andy-R]

Time to create an effective distraction while my plump ninja friend transfers Moritz the mamba from his blue box of death into that other Mercedes

 

[Monotelefunken]

"Nice ass! Shame about the rack..."

 

[samcar304]

"At least I wont be spending the entire race looking at that T-wing..."

 

[Keith_G]

I knew it!! He has an Inspector Gadget Go-Fast button..#$#%^%$

 

[race.dgz]

I'm sure no one will notice if I remove some endplates....

 

[M² Designworks | Maxwellus]

BREAKING: FERRARI WORKING FOR ECCLESTONE, SNEAKING BOMBS ONTO MERCEDES

 

[rubaru]

Vettel secretly installs "Multi 21" button in Lewis' cockpit.

 

[Shaun Clarke]

Won't be needing that data logger anymore

 

[Bram Hengeveld]

"Bernie! Where are you?!!"

 

[Hor-hay]

where did I drop that pencil...

 

[Terry Rock]

"I beat your ass today... Who's your daddy now?"

 

[Eric Rowland]

Klag!

 

[thatmotorfreak]

"There's got to be a button somewhere around here that should set the engine on fire..."

 

[PfzFantaribo]

"Why do I have to pretend I understand something about this **** ?"

 

[Coops]

"NO WAY! Is that..... Is that my MOJO!?!?!?"

 

[Beynasuh]

After seeing a gum on the tire
- This must be the new Anti-Slip Tire Tech, better get myself one too.

 

[Burke Wells]

Confident that no one is currently looking, Sebastian casually walks through the pit lane letting the air out of everyone's tires.

 

[motoxy]

This is not my entry but I thought it was funny --------
This confirms the news that vettle is driving for briggs and stratton as he leans down to pull the starting string