Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question.

[Thomas Hackel]

Q: Why i always forget to bump old forum game threads ?

A: Because of Alzheimer.

Q: Why is at the end of the money always so much month left?

 

[Matthew Gutteridge]

A: Because God wanted it that way?

Q: What colour is an orange- true or false?

 

[Ondrej Kapal]

A: False

Q: Is this Sparta?

 

[Bram Hengeveld]

A: No, we are in Rome!

Q: Do onions look fruity?

 

[Florin Palade]

A: No, walnuts do.

Q: Why does air wants to be sucked?

 

[Thomas Hackel]

Q: Why does air wants to be sucked?

A: Because water damages the hoover

Q: Why stop breathing while diving?

 

[Resi Respati]

A: So that water won't clog our lungs

Q: How long should we keep today's RD Forum Racing as a franchise?

 

[Thomas Hackel]

Q: How long should we keep today's RD Forum Racing as a franchise?

A: Till it ends, or till we die.

Q: Why does it rain now?

 

[ufunacaoenn]

A: No it doesn't rain now.

Q: Does this topic make sense?

 

[Matthew Gutteridge]

Q: Does this topic make sense?

A: Not if this is a sufficient answer!

Q: What happened last night?

 

[Thomas Hackel]

Q: What happened last night?

A: Ask the barkeeper

O: What will happen tomorrow?

 

[Bram Hengeveld]

What will happen tomorrow?

Will tell you one day later

Why do we talk so much on forums?

 

[Thomas Hackel]

Q: Why do we talk so much on forums?

A: To inform you about the world outside here.

Q: Am i the only one who talks stupid?

 

[Omer Said]

Q: Am i the only one who talks stupid?

As i know, i was the one here who talks stupidly

Q: Why is Thomas still looking out of the window?

 

[ufunacaoenn]

Q: Why is Thomas still looking out of the window?

He is a bad driver?

Q: Have done something crazy in his life?

 

[Thomas Hackel]

Q: Have done something crazy in his life?

If truck + trailer drifting in winter is crazy enough, then yes.

Ever seen an airplane on top of a building?

 

[Matthew Gutteridge]

Ever seen an airplane on top of a building?
I've seen airplanes in the night sky, but my arse could i mistake one for a shooting star

How much norris would a norrischuck chuck if a norrischuck could CHUCK NORRIS!

 

[Thomas Hackel]

Q: How much norris would a norrischuck chuck if a norrischuck could CHUCK NORRIS!

A: Put him in front of a mirror and you will see...

Q: Why ?

 

[Linus Broström]

Q: Why ?

A: Because I say so!

Q: How will I do in my first season of the Swedish JTCC ??

 

[Mike Bell]

Q: How will I do in my first season of the Swedish JTCC ??

a: 3rd place with 1 win overall

Q: whats the point of homework if we just spent a whole day at school?????