Will Assetto Corsa make coffee and clean the house?

[magicfr]

Sorry

Juste a bit of humour don't kill anybody

 

[Michael Hornbuckle]

Probably not in V1.0 but maybe as an update later....window washing will be paid DLC

 

[Fred Joseph]

You forgot something very important Seb

 

[magicfr]

Assetto Corsa, Sexy Maid edition.
Now I just don't give a crap of thechnical demo, I'm feeling like DSK

 

[2CV SUPER GT]

... feeling like DSK

I won't purchase unless it does.

 

[Dinca Andrei]

Assetto Corsa, Sexy Maid edition.
Now I just don't give a crap of thechnical demo, I'm feeling like DSK

 

[Hampus Andersson]

AC - Kitchen simulator

"ever wanted a simulation that accurately calculates foam, water, plates, glasses and the ability to cook food with the most realistic physics ever? Well now you can!"

Features
- Laserscanned kitchens from all over the world
- DX11, DoF
- Dynamic lighting for those late nights dishing away as the sun goes down
- Latest brushes from the well-known manufacturers
- We haven´t forgotten the mod-community either, the game will be completely open so even the beginner can create his very own kitchen. We give the tools, you build it.
- accurate sweat physics for those days when family has been over
- Multiplayer competitions going on every weekend, choose your brush and join in TODAY.


great christmas present for the wife

 

[Dinca Andrei]

Will it have 3 meals updates/day?

 

[Hampus Andersson]

Will it have 3 meals updates/day?

Yup
All the ingredients from all over the world laserscanned and with correct physics

 

[Dinca Andrei]

Will the multiplayer support more that 25 people on the same table

 

[StefanoCasillo]

finally a sensible question

 

[Stefan Mizzi]

AC will be the opposite of coffee, meals and cleaning the house....

I will starve to death, stay thirsty and leave the house to rot with dirt and crap and cat **** as I won't get my ass off playing AC

PS: Thank God I have a wife!

 

[Roger Ferrer]

Maybe if it does my wife would let me play more often.

 

[magicfr]

Can we have multi-plate meal, I have a 3xplate setup at home

 

[Bram Hengeveld]

I only drink analogue coffee, not digital.

 

[nijeat]

I only drink analogue coffee, not digital.

I'm now so hungry, here is 3 a.m now.
Whether digital or not it's no of importance for me.

I'm now downloading a fried chicken with torrent. When will the crazy AC be released?

 

[Bram Hengeveld]

Kentorrent Fried Chicken! Lovely stuff.

 

[Scott Webber]

Yup
All the ingredients from all over the world laserscanned and with correct physics

if that's the case then can you confirm whether Assetto Corsa will be able to make a Rubber Curry? i mean it has to be 100% natural Rubber from AC itself

i love my currys!

 

[Damien Wintz]

Won't buy it unless it does...

(ok this is getting old, I'm sorry)

 

[StefanoCasillo]

I am working hard to deliver three-coffee-support and coffee machine interactive buttons.