AC Alfa GTA @ Highlands Short - Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Brandon Wright · Apr 19, 2017

This week the Alfa GTA visits the cobblestone streets of Highlands Short

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Server Name: RaceDepartment.com #1 (US)
Cars: Alfa Romea GTA
Track: Highlands Short

Tuesday, April 25th
Practice: 20:00 EDT (45 min)
Qualifying: 20:45 EDT (15 min)
Race: 21:00 EDT (28 laps)

Other timezones:
Practice: Wednesday 26th | 00:00 GMT | 10:00 AEST
Qualifying: Wednesday 26th | 00:45 GMT | 10:45 AEST
Race: Wednesday 26th | 01:00 GMT | 11:00 AEST

Entry List

Brandon Wright
Allan Ramsbottom
f1wheelnut
Steven Walker
Andrew Scott
Daniel Monteiro
MTBR2001
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Allan Ramsbottom · Apr 19, 2017

im in plzzzz..

Bobby Pennington · Apr 19, 2017

24th please.

Brandon Wright · Apr 19, 2017

Allan Ramsbottom said:
im in plzzzz..

You're welcomezzzz.

Brandon Wright · Apr 19, 2017

f1wheelnut said:
24th please.

Says one of the fastest qualifiers from last night.

Allan Ramsbottom · Apr 19, 2017

Yeh!!,dont listen to the "Chancer"..After more race practice

,he was watching my lines my moves like a hawk,an i mean like a HAWK..

..He.s a shifty-un that 1..

Brandon Wright · Apr 19, 2017

Allan Ramsbottom said:
Yeh!!,dont listen to the "Chancer"..After more race practice,he was watching my lines my moves like a hawk,an i mean like a HAWK....He.s a shifty-un that 1..

After last night I've come up with a nickname for you.....The Punter!

Allan Ramsbottom · Apr 19, 2017

Brandon Wright · Apr 19, 2017

Allan Ramsbottom said:

I guess you were just living up to your surname.

Allan Ramsbottom · Apr 19, 2017

Well...

Bobby Pennington · Apr 19, 2017

@Allan Ramsbottom and @Brandon Wright you boys aren't right

This is what completes the experience of sim racing. Can't even miss a post in a thread because you don't want to miss out on the humor

"The Voice" @Joseph Wright broadcasting one of our races: It's a Motley Crew of characters running down and into Abbey (sexual overtones of course). "Widebody" @Brandon Wright is running down the "Cheatah" @Chris James and the "Convict" @Andrew Scott

The "Alien/Darth Vader/Punter" @Allan Ramsbottom ,who is under investigation for being posh and cheatin, is sizing up the front 3. "The Gambler" @MTBR2001 suddenly makes a move on all 4 of them. Oh this is horrible for everyone!!! Bumping, beating and banging on, they're all out of control. Wait, what's this?? The "Chancer" @f1wheelnut has taken advantage of all 5 of them on this first corner of the final lap, never lifted and is sailing off into what could be his first win!!!! Yes, he's made it and streaking off into the distance, but wait, his "Spin Machine" has spun off at the Loop and his day is done. The other 5 have now all passed him with the "Alien/Darth Vader/Punter" giving him the "Bird"

as he passes. The Convict is now a corpse at Copse with frozen tires and the Alien/Darth Vader/Punter has broken down at Chapel due to the stress and moral dilemma of his investigation.
That leaves the final 3 to fight for the win. The Gambler took another chance and has lost out to the Cheatah at Club. The Cheatah and Widebody are headed to the finish line. The Cheatah makes a move, but is blocked by Widebody as they cross the line for the win. Widebody is doing celebratory donuts in honor of his second win. Little do they all know that they never had a chance. The race has been won by the "Wiz" @Wiz who cast his spell early in the race and had a 1 minute lead on everyone which is why the Voice lost track of him and made the scoring error

. @Brandon Wright day ended in

, @Chris James ended in

, @Andrew Scott ended in

, @Allan Ramsbottom ended in

, @MTBR2001 ended in

, while @f1wheelnut ended in

This is @Joseph Wright your race announcer leaving this band of misfits a little more

and

about what I just witnessed, but if you were listening to teamspeak you'll know that they were all

and full of

Brandon Wright · Apr 19, 2017

f1wheelnut said:
@Allan Ramsbottom and @Brandon Wright you boys aren't right This is what completes the experience of sim racing. Can't even miss a post in a thread because you don't want to miss out on the humor
"The Voice" @Joseph Wright broadcasting one of our races: It's a Motley Crew of characters running down and into Abbey (sexual overtones of course). "Widebody" @Brandon Wright is running down the "Cheatah" @Chris James and the "Convict" @Andrew Scott The "Alien/Darth Vader/Punter" @Allan Ramsbottom ,who is under investigation for being posh and cheatin, is sizing up the front 3. "The Gambler" @MTBR2001 suddenly makes a move on all 4 of them. Oh this is horrible for everyone!!! Bumping, beating and banging on, they're all out of control. Wait, what's this?? The "Chancer" @f1wheelnut has taken advantage of all 5 of them on this first corner of the final lap, never lifted and is sailing off into what could be his first win!!!! Yes, he's made it and streaking off into the distance, but wait, his "Spin Machine" has spun off at the Loop and his day is done. The other 5 have now all passed him with the "Alien/Darth Vader/Punter" giving him the "Bird"as he passes. The Convict is now a corpse at Copse with frozen tires and the Alien/Darth Vader/Punter has broken down at Chapel due to the stress and moral dilemma of his investigation.
That leaves the final 3 to fight for the win. The Gambler took another chance and has lost out to the Cheatah at Club. The Cheatah and Widebody are headed to the finish line. The Cheatah makes a move, but is blocked by Widebody as they cross the line for the win. Widebody is doing celebratory donuts in honor of his second win. Little do they all know that they never had a chance. The race has been won by the "Wiz" @Wiz who cast his spell early in the race and had a 1 minute lead on everyone which is why the Voice lost track of him and made the scoring error. @Brandon Wright day ended in, @Chris James ended in, @Andrew Scott ended in, @Allan Ramsbottom ended in, @MTBR2001 ended in, while @f1wheelnut ended in
This is @Joseph Wright your race announcer leaving this band of misfits a little more and about what I just witnessed, but if you were listening to teamspeak you'll know that they were alland full of

HA!! You forgot the most important part though, @Allan Ramsbottom flying away to see his Alien Punter family.

Chris James · Apr 19, 2017

f1wheelnut said:
@Allan Ramsbottom and @Brandon Wright you boys aren't right This is what completes the experience of sim racing. Can't even miss a post in a thread because you don't want to miss out on the humor
"The Voice" @Joseph Wright broadcasting one of our races: It's a Motley Crew of characters running down and into Abbey (sexual overtones of course). "Widebody" @Brandon Wright is running down the "Cheatah" @Chris James and the "Convict" @Andrew Scott The "Alien/Darth Vader/Punter" @Allan Ramsbottom ,who is under investigation for being posh and cheatin, is sizing up the front 3. "The Gambler" @MTBR2001 suddenly makes a move on all 4 of them. Oh this is horrible for everyone!!! Bumping, beating and banging on, they're all out of control. Wait, what's this?? The "Chancer" @f1wheelnut has taken advantage of all 5 of them on this first corner of the final lap, never lifted and is sailing off into what could be his first win!!!! Yes, he's made it and streaking off into the distance, but wait, his "Spin Machine" has spun off at the Loop and his day is done. The other 5 have now all passed him with the "Alien/Darth Vader/Punter" giving him the "Bird"as he passes. The Convict is now a corpse at Copse with frozen tires and the Alien/Darth Vader/Punter has broken down at Chapel due to the stress and moral dilemma of his investigation.
That leaves the final 3 to fight for the win. The Gambler took another chance and has lost out to the Cheatah at Club. The Cheatah and Widebody are headed to the finish line. The Cheatah makes a move, but is blocked by Widebody as they cross the line for the win. Widebody is doing celebratory donuts in honor of his second win. Little do they all know that they never had a chance. The race has been won by the "Wiz" @Wiz who cast his spell early in the race and had a 1 minute lead on everyone which is why the Voice lost track of him and made the scoring error. @Brandon Wright day ended in, @Chris James ended in, @Andrew Scott ended in, @Allan Ramsbottom ended in, @MTBR2001 ended in, while @f1wheelnut ended in
This is @Joseph Wright your race announcer leaving this band of misfits a little more and about what I just witnessed, but if you were listening to teamspeak you'll know that they were alland full of

Sounds legit.

Steven Walker · Apr 19, 2017

@Brandon Wright. Sign me up please.

Brandon Wright · Apr 19, 2017

Steven Walker said:
@Brandon Wright. Sign me up please.

Will do!

Allan Ramsbottom · Apr 20, 2017

Yes it was a good race an i did 1 little "Punt"

,which i was doing my best to avoid

,but u have to remember guys,im carrying ballast,lots of ballast

,and the corner been a lot faster than most people think,i closed quickly on Grabber/widebody and just,just tickled his rear left corner fender

(just like that fuffff),causing him to spin,once again sowwy,but i waited like a good little racer should

,and we once again resumed the battle..

InsaneOzzie · Apr 20, 2017

@Brandon Wright "Convict" reporting for duty

sign me up "Widebody" my good man!

f1wheelnut said:
@Allan Ramsbottom and @Brandon Wright you boys aren't right This is what completes the experience of sim racing. Can't even miss a post in a thread because you don't want to miss out on the humor
"The Voice" @Joseph Wright broadcasting one of our races: It's a Motley Crew of characters running down and into Abbey (sexual overtones of course). "Widebody" @Brandon Wright is running down the "Cheatah" @Chris James and the "Convict" @Andrew Scott The "Alien/Darth Vader/Punter" @Allan Ramsbottom ,who is under investigation for being posh and cheatin, is sizing up the front 3. "The Gambler" @MTBR2001 suddenly makes a move on all 4 of them. Oh this is horrible for everyone!!! Bumping, beating and banging on, they're all out of control. Wait, what's this?? The "Chancer" @f1wheelnut has taken advantage of all 5 of them on this first corner of the final lap, never lifted and is sailing off into what could be his first win!!!! Yes, he's made it and streaking off into the distance, but wait, his "Spin Machine" has spun off at the Loop and his day is done. The other 5 have now all passed him with the "Alien/Darth Vader/Punter" giving him the "Bird"as he passes. The Convict is now a corpse at Copse with frozen tires and the Alien/Darth Vader/Punter has broken down at Chapel due to the stress and moral dilemma of his investigation.
That leaves the final 3 to fight for the win. The Gambler took another chance and has lost out to the Cheatah at Club. The Cheatah and Widebody are headed to the finish line. The Cheatah makes a move, but is blocked by Widebody as they cross the line for the win. Widebody is doing celebratory donuts in honor of his second win. Little do they all know that they never had a chance. The race has been won by the "Wiz" @Wiz who cast his spell early in the race and had a 1 minute lead on everyone which is why the Voice lost track of him and made the scoring error. @Brandon Wright day ended in, @Chris James ended in, @Andrew Scott ended in, @Allan Ramsbottom ended in, @MTBR2001 ended in, while @f1wheelnut ended in
This is @Joseph Wright your race announcer leaving this band of misfits a little more and about what I just witnessed, but if you were listening to teamspeak you'll know that they were alland full of

hahaha

, that's Fookin priceless

, @f1wheelnut have you ever thought of going into story writing.

Bobby Pennington · Apr 20, 2017

Andrew Scott said:
Convict reporting for duty

hahaha , that's Fookin priceless , @f1wheelnut have you ever thought of going into story writing.

LOL I never even think about anything

Bobby Pennington · Apr 20, 2017

Allan Ramsbottom said:
Yes it was a good race an i did 1 little "Punt",which i was doing my best to avoid,but u have to remember guys,im carrying ballast,lots of ballast,and the corner been a lot faster than most people think,i closed quickly on Grabber/widebody and just,just tickled his rear left corner fender(just like that fuffff),causing him to spin,once again sowwy,but i waited like a good little racer should,and we once again resumed the battle..

If you'd get both hands on the wheel instead of giving birds...........I'm just saying