F1 Caption Competition 2017 - Chinese Grand Prix - Voting Open!

[eljueta]

LH "See this watch Kimi? They gave it to me because I'm very rich."
VB "Valtteri. My name is Valtteri."
LH "Whatever Kimi."

 

[Benutzername]

"Lewis and Nico playing the circle game"

 

[TheSourceOfTheNile]

Red Bull Engineer: "You can't pass 10 people on the first lap like you do in F1 2016. It is imperative that you practice on an actual simulator."
Verstappen: *Goes from 15th to 5th in one lap* "I told you that the official F1 games were much more realistic than any of those "simulators" that you want me to go on!"

 

[Jimlaad43]

Red Bull Engineer: "You can't pass 10 people on the first lap like you do in F1 2016. It is imperative that you practice on an actual simulator."
Verstappen: *Goes from 15th to 5th in one lap* "I told you that the official F1 games were much more realistic than any of those "simulators" that you want me to go on!"

What does that have to do with the photo of Hamilton and Bottas?

 

[Slyfrequency]

LH: "This is the button I press to fire lasers at Vettel"

VB: "Calm down Lewis it's a Rolex..."

 

[Eistr]

Lewis: You see, they are spinning. Just like you.

 

[Brandon Wright]

HAM: If you get enough Instagram likes, you too can be #blessed with a fancy watch!

 

[Jiltjes]

The big hand points to the minutes and the small hand to the hours....

 

[rubaru]

Wait! Lewis has a real watch?
Mine is just painted on my gloves like everyone else!

 

[pjcforpres2020]

Notice how it never stops? That's because EVERY second counts.

 

[Deleted member 130869]

"So this tells me how many calories I've burned and also how many heart attacks I've given Toto."

 

[TheSourceOfTheNile]

What does that have to do with the photo of Hamilton and Bottas?

It doesn't but it still was something worth mentioning.

 

[BungleGT3]

The big hand is me, the small hand is you.

 

[wombat999]

"And who is this Dick Tracy you are trying to call Lewis?"

 

[protonv5]

Dude, check this out. I stole this watch from Kimi. It works and everything.

 

[motoxy]

Yuo have to remember in my honest opnion I am better looking than you. Infact this watch face is better then yours kimi.
Valtteri!!!!!!!
Yeah. Better than him too

 

[Hor-hay]

LH: Check out the bling, gold trimming, diamonds, yeah I am a musician you know...

 

[Coops]

Yo, "1a" (snigger) I need you to clean my watch right here

 

[AvGas]

So, you see how this is a circle? This is what Fernando will be doing.

 

[Burke Wells]

Bottas feigns polite attentiveness as Lewis once again demonstrates how he can use his Apple watch to see how many followers he has on Facebook.