Laserscanning to be Banned from July in the UK

[mantasisg]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, we gotta laserscan Goodwood ASAP

 

[Tony Liddell]

Got me.
Nearly voted too, with the comment about free premium subscription!

 

[Yannick Van Broeck]

oh...my...god...

I was awake for 2 minutes when I read this, I was shocked; It took me a while to figure out it's the 1st of April It is that time of the year again
Good one, you really had me going

 

[Ceolmor]

April 1st!!!

 

[Akis]

Finally! Laserscanning was a plague of modern sims. Good riddance.

All hail quantum dot scanning. It's the only scanning method that can capture space-time fluctuations. More info here.

 

[Frank]

Jet fuel can't melt laserscanning beams.

I wonder how many people will even get this joke.

 

[MaDHaX]

are we fascist's yet/still ?

 

[Deleted member 205301]

Ahah, was wondering wich "April'fooll" you'll do, now I know
This one is funny, grats

 

[Andrew Harper]

Woke up this morning to find a parking ticket on my car so not the best start to the day, but this made me laugh when my brain finally caught up with what my eyes were reading!

Nice one @Paul Jeffrey

 

[Paul Jeffrey]

 

[Helmut Skrdla]

Congrats, long while since I fell for one but this was brilliant.

 

[paracletus]

buahaha, nice try.

 

[Dragnir]

exactly what I thought... how would they damage the tracks?
Do they shoot massive bolts into it, forcing cracks or what?
Is the laser scanning device mounted onto a tank?

I really don't get it, sorry...

edit: ah....right... 1st of April...

 

[JPL083]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, we gotta laserscan Goodwood ASAP

Once... Goodwood Festival of Speed. After, Burnwood Festival of Sim-Racers.
(Btw. This was a darn good one staff )

 

[Chris]

I wonder how many people will even get this joke.

Not enough, unfortunately. haha
I'm glad we're on the same wave length though Frank

 

[Brun]

This is great news for modders who have striven to create authentic tracks without cheating. I feel my stock has risen this morning, expecting for a phone call from Italy very soon...

 

[sertrex]

Happy April 1st!

 

[mantasisg]

Once... Goodwood Festival of Speed. After, Burnwood Festival of Sim-Racers.
(Btw. This was a darn good one staff )

Nope, thats less important, Goodwood circuit is the thing.

 

[Arkoudadis]

This what you get for leaving EU but for reals, they should ban racing! Those !@#$% taking their cars to the race trucks and racing them instead of racing on the roads.. So pic nic at silverstone guys?

LOL you got me there!! I forgot that today is april 1st Am i the only one that have the british gorverment capable of something like this?

 

[Magnus Stjerneby]

make asfalt laser resistent