FIA made an official statement about the latest disputes
First of all, we neglect every rumor about our coperation with Honk Racing. We are trying to take Thomas down as he is ruining the fun by coming first always. Also Jordan team must face it. This is their fault. Actually not team's, it's Eddie's fault. He brung too many pit 'dolls' to paddock and this caused these incidents. From now on we ban all the grid girls from formula 1. They can't come close to Paddock. Even girlfriend's of f1 drivers are banned! No women around!
We also apologize for Sakhir misunderstanding. I hope Bahrain Government is not angry at us
We are putting a Star Wars ban also, no more Galactic uprisings and such, ALL OBEY TO FIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!