The new BMW Multipla

[fatal4you]

The ad is even worse:

 

[R8pilot]

The Bangle-butt and melted "flame" sides weren't great, in my opinion. But those retread-snorting nostrils take the (whole!) cake! I could never contemplate owning a new BMW given their current design language.

What worries me is that so few nice cars are left that haven't also bought into the angry, all-grille, shock-and-awe intimidation formula. It's got to end!