F1 Caption Competition 2017 - Pre Season Testing 1

[Aidan Keranen]

That face you get when you hear about the $5 Whopper Stunner deal at Hungry Jacks

 

[Alx^]

"It's fun to stay at the... Y.. M..." sung the Verstappens, trying to get Horner and his sidekick to loosen up.

 

[Terry Rock]

Max...(using a Russian voice)... "You will pay me this year yes...Christian?
...cause my balls are this big."

 

[scolman21]

If the wheels were rounder, like this, i could go faster !

 

[Kevin Bradley]

'Remember when I took a dive up the inside at La Source and the two Ferraris were like this!!'

 

[Martin Larsen]

''Ferrari's car repair bills from Kvyat crashes is this big''

 

[ThatRacingGuy]

Max: in this corner i won the grand prix

Jos : in this corner i binned it and landed in the graveltrap

 

[Ruben De Wulf]

ymca!

 

[Joseph Wright]

and then Stroll turned towards the barrier, like this

 

[gamer19]

I don't try to be funny, not saying that everyone else is but clearly they talk about changes regarding size of tires for this new season. And how funny they are once you seen them on actual track.
Second option (I know I said "they clearly talk.." but I gotta have a backup, what?) is that Max saying "last year you can be this close to car in front of you" and Jos doing some ...small correction on his son estimated distance.
Clear as mud.

 

[Glaurung]

Chris Horner: "Max, this year you and Daniel will receive a well-rounded car"
Max Verstappen: "NO! This year I want a well pointed car's nose to better pierce Kimi"

 

[protonv5]

"Dude, you think you're so awesome, your head is like this big. Yeah, he's right. It's huge, totally. Like this."

 

[Marocco2]

H: "In Barcelona, How have you made the butt of Vettel after the turn 3 in the first lap?"
M: "This"

 

[Ghoults]

The new mercedes guy told me if your hold your wheel like this you go faster.

 

[Smartbean]

Max: "...and that's how much Vettel shat himself when I passed him on track this morning at turn 1."
Jos: "well, only this much really, but you could see the paint splatter on the Ferrari had a brown tint when Vettel came back into the pits the next lap."

 

[Rodolfo]

This is 25 cm

 

[ltcars]

This was Kimi and this me and he came ride across me I could do nothing, I swear

 

[Mark_McQ]

 

[Mark Greenall]

"When I spun in Brazil my butt hole was like this"

 

[ltcars]

"When I spun in Brazil my butt hole was like this"

The pile of poo that shot out at that spin in Brazil